I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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