well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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