this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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