i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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