Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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