He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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