Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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