girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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