You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sober January is a disaster.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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