just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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