everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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