jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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