Whod you bang
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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