Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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