called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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