I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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