Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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