it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
