i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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