Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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