Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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