I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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