trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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