Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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