I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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