I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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