ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We don't watch enough power rangers
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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