The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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