we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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