Whod you bang
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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