I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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