I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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