your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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