Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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