I just threw up on my dentist
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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