Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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