Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just fell off a train. Bad.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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