If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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