in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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