Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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