My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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