please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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