I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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