we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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