I wish I only lived at night.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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