You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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