**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
