You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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