Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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