the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I FOUND THE LEGS
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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