life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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