he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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