she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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