Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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