You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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