Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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