Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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