She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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